this ended up 3000 times funnier than it was supposed to be
This picture will haunt me forever.
- Out Of A Whole Planet’s Population, One Hero Will Be Chosen: It’s Probably Going To Be A White Dude
Well we are the majority the odds are in our favor
no yoU AREN’T THAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS POST YOU DENSEHEADED DINGLEFRICKER
god what rock does someone have to live under
nooo he means we are the majority of people who are hero-worthy
people of other races might be strong or smart or whatever but only white guys can ~hero~
obviously this is a general thing like some black guys can hero and some other guys are bad at smart but OVERALL that’s the chart
I thought it was weird, when you picked us to make a documentary. But all in all, I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder Mifflin was a great subject for a documentary.